THE FIRST SIGHTINGS

THOUGH I HAD COMPLETED MY ADMISSION FORMALITIES EARLIER I FORMALLY JOINED THE SHITTY COLLEGE ON 2nd OF SEPTEMBER 2005....JUST 2 DAYS AFTER MY B'THDAY. AND MY WORD WHAT A SIGHT TO BEHOLD IT WAS!! OVERGROWN GRASS THAT CUD HIDE AN ENTIRE ARMY GREW IN DA GROUNDS....ROADS IN DA COLLEGE LOOKED LYK BYLANES OF BIHAR...THAT MORBID AND DULL COLOR OF THE COLLEGE WAS NOT XACTLY WAT WUD FILL A FUCCHAS HERAT WID JOY........(wow...now thats an understatement..) AND IF THAT WAS NOT ENUF THE HOSTEL WAS AN ABSOLUTE SHOCKER AND MORE SO THAT MOTHER FUKIN' CLERK Mr. CHOOHA-AN....WHO I AT FIRST PRESUMED TO BE THE WARDEN...THAT SHITHEAD.!! AFTER I CAME TO KNOW THAT I CUD NOT BE ALLOTED DA HOSTEL MY FATHER GOT WORRIED I GUESS....WE WENT STRAIGHT TO TRHE DIRECTOR.....JUST SO YOU KNOW KASHMIRIS HAVE A TENDENCY- AN INBORN ONE- TO OVERREACT......AND WHAT A MOUTHFUL HE GAVE TO ME AND MY FATHER....PHAT GAYI....AFTER MANY ROUNDS OF TALKS I WAS PUT UP AT THE COLLEGE GUEST HOUSE "KUTTI KOTHI" WITH THE ASSUARANCE FROM THE CHIEF WARDEN MR. SEX-DENA THAT I WUD SOON GET A BERTH IN DA HOSTEL...AND SURE ENUF A FEW DAYS LATER I SHIFTED TO PLACE I HAD SO DREADED ON MY FIRST DAY IN COLLEGE.
FIRST DAY SAW ME MAKE 2 FRNDS FRM MY CLASS, GAN*DE AND MAMU... WHICH I WAS TO REGRET LATER.BUT IT WAS THE GUEST HOUSE THAT GAVE ME MY FRST TRUE FRND KERALA-ILLA, WHO I AM STILL FORTUNATE TO HAVE.
ALL THIS CULTURAL AND GEOGRAPHIC SHIFT WAS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE....ON THE FIRST DAY I SAW EVERYONE OF MY CLASS FELLOWS CHATTING UP FREELY WID EACH OTHER.....THIS UNNERVED ME A LOT...DONT KNOW Y!!! PLUS THE FACT THAT ENGINEERING NEVER WAS MY FIRST CHOICE DIDNT REALLY MAKE FOR A NYC MIX.
TO TOP IT ALL OF "SAALA EK BHI DHANG KI LAUNDIYA NAHI THI WAHAN.........SAALA SAARA MOOD OFF HO GAYA THA..........BEHENJI TYPS SUIT PEHEN KE GHOOM RAHI THI....AUR SAALE LAUNDE UNHI KE PEECHE PAGAL HO RAHE THE............."..........BUT ALL THAT WAS TO CHANGE SOON...AND WAT A PLEASENT CHANGE IT WAS TOO...........A CHANGE THAT WUD CHANGE MY LYF......